Form JAQ-HR-88 / Rev. 4 · Employee Satisfaction Survey

How Are We Doing?

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4.4Mean satisfaction across 5 responses
Sworn Statements / Read Into the Record

On the Record

Three readers agreed to be named. Their statements are reproduced exactly as filed, without correction or editorial comfort.

Deposition 01Exhibit A
I have sat through eleven quarterly alignment sessions this year and this is the only one that made me feel seen. I read it in the parking garage before going inside. It helps.
D. Whitlock
Field Operations
Deposition 02Exhibit A
The org chart in the strip is more accurate than the one on our intranet. I have printed it and pinned it above my desk. Nobody has noticed, which is itself a finding.
Priya Raman
Marketing
Deposition 03Exhibit A
I forwarded it to a colleague in another department and we now communicate exclusively in panels. Legal has been informed and has chosen not to respond.
Marcus Bell
Legal Review
Respondent
D. Whitlock
Department
Field Operations
Date filed
Sep 18, 2026
Q. Describe your experience in your own words.

I have sat through eleven quarterly alignment sessions this year and this is the only one that made me feel seen. I read it in the parking garage before going inside. It helps.

Satisfaction scale
5/5
Respondent
Priya Raman
Department
Marketing
Date filed
Sep 9, 2026
Q. Describe your experience in your own words.

The org chart in the strip is more accurate than the one on our intranet. I have printed it and pinned it above my desk. Nobody has noticed, which is itself a finding.

Satisfaction scale
4/5
Respondent
Marcus Bell
Department
Legal Review
Date filed
Aug 30, 2026
Q. Describe your experience in your own words.

I forwarded it to a colleague in another department and we now communicate exclusively in panels. Legal has been informed and has chosen not to respond.

Satisfaction scale
5/5
Respondent
S. Okafor
Department
Procurement
Date filed
Aug 14, 2026
Q. Describe your experience in your own words.

It is good. I do not have further comments. Please stop asking me to provide further comments.

Satisfaction scale
3/5
Respondent
H. Lindqvist
Department
Facilities
Date filed
Jul 29, 2026
Q. Describe your experience in your own words.

I laughed once, in 2024. I am told this is a departmental record. The strip was not at fault.

Satisfaction scale
5/5
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